My initial questioning leads me to the conclusion that 16, my youngest daughter, slept with someone to gain a significant amount of funds. She then spent that money on the surgical installation of a back alley biotech implant with one of the most annoying personality chips I have ever had the displeasure of talking to.
I would determine an appropriate punishment immediately, but I got word that my request to go to the moon to visit my other daughter, 22, has been approved, provided I can get to the shuttle before it launches later today.
16 will have to come with me as I do not want her to spend further funds on implants, or worse. Maybe I can get her sister to talk some sense into her once we get to the colonies.